I'm Percy the pool! Percy is normally a name reserved for gay parrots but I think is also a fine name for a pool. As an inflatable pool I'm not really either gay or straight. I have a bit of a thing for inflatable giraffes and jumping castles though.
Currently I'm feeling a bit sad and deflated. That's mainly because I'm actually deflated and everyone can see my wrinkles when I'm deflated. With such fine weather coming on I know it won't be long before someone pumps me up though and then I will be looking very pretty.
The other thing that is getting me down is stupid government regulations requiring that I have a pool fence around me. That's crap. I don't want to feel like a factory farmed chicken. I want to be a free range pool. Currently my favourite song is Bing Crosby's Don't Fence Me In.
I'm not a big fan of feral cats. I've seen what they do to possums and I have genuine concerns for my safety. I also don't like knives, needles or magnifying glasses with the sun shining through them. I like champagne but people generally find it far too expensive to fill me up with champagne. Sometimes however people swim in me while drinking champagne and they spill a little bit and it is all tingly. I like that.
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