People assume that inflatable pools have no dreams beyond just sitting in the corner of the backyard filled up with water. It's so unfair - I also have other talents. For instance, I'm really good at karaoke. I once sang Love Cats by The Cure and everyone said that if they closed their eyes it was like Robert Smith was in the room. They said I should start a tribute band and call it The Prevention. That's how good I was.
I didn't have any make-up like Robert Smith but I think I would be a good goth. The problem is I'm all pastel blue. I'm hoping someone can colour me in black with texta. It might take a while but I think it would make me look far more moody and dangerous.
I also want to go skiing. People could all jump inside me and we would slide down the hill together. We could bump off all the stupid people trying to balance on their little planky things. It would be fun.
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